my favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but then the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and u just hear everyone in the crowd singing the words to the music and u see the smiles on the band members’ faces bc they know people care about their music and everyone’s just so happy who cares about anything else
if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry
- (via mystrangesilhouettes)
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
Never not going to reblog this
THIS. ALWAYS THIS.
bless his perfect soul
I know that not everyone is a fan of John Green, but this is a wonderful illustration of something that we keep having to talk about.
You don’t owe anyone sex. Ever. And if your partner isn’t okay with that, they are an asshat. See, the venn diagram proves it.
You all deserve partners who respect your boundaries and are more interested in your consent than in their sex drive.