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breakinq:

following back tons

Jessica the lion

chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

(via of-shoes-of-ships-of-sealing-wax)

(Source: bricesander, via distraction)

(Source: staryiu, via spilt-excuses)

chocolate-socrates:

2pathsdiverged:

zumainthyfuture:

gang0fwolves:

holy fucking cockblock

Lmao wow

This made me laugh out loud

somebody gon have to tighten me up lol

rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

whatheballs:

This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.

(Source: travalicious, via distraction)

hhaunters:

he’s 66 and constantly amazed with technology

"My body wasn’t made to be loved on occasion.
it was made to be loved every night, with warm hands.
Everyday, with dedication, like the suns dedication to the earth."

- KeyWrites (via keywrites)

(Source: keywrites, via 6fttallbunny)

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

(via 6fttallbunny)

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

(via 6fttallbunny)

booooost:

spaceexp:

What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

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