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nursejoy:

having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die

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tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

studip:

my favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but then the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and u just hear everyone in the crowd singing the words to the music and u see the smiles on the band members’ faces bc they know people care about their music and everyone’s just so happy who cares about anything else

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ntbx:

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ladyniteloveswho:

THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
-Was RAPED along her best friend while her husband was tied up and forced to watch.
-Was diagnosed with uterine CANCER
-Had to get a DIVORCE because her husband was gay
What did she do about it all? 
-Create a television show with her ex based on their divorce and friendship that still holds strong.
-Laughs just as hard today as she has in the past.
-Fights for the rights of the gay and lesbian community
-Works for the U.S. State department for the Public Diplomacy Envoy for Women’s Health Issues.
-Launched the ‘Cancer Shmancer’ movement, a non-profit organization dedicated to ensuring that all women’s cancers be diagnosed while in Stage 1, the most curable stage.
-Has won the following awards: Jon Wayne’s Institute’s Woman of Achievement award, Gilda Award, City of Hope Wom of the Year award, Hebrew University Humanitarian award, Albert Einstien’s College of Medicine’s Spirit of Achievement Award, City of Hope’s Spirit of Life Award, and the ”My Aid Award” for her achievements in support of cancer prevention and rehabilitation.
-She has been cancer free for 12 years.
Now tell me she is not an AMAZING Woman.
When people say they “Hate her” because of her voice, I just want to punch them straight in their faces.
This is Fran Drescher, and she is one HELL Of a strong woman.

foodforbears:

eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

ME

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"I never get to win with my thoughts. It’s either I get too lost in them, or I just ruin everything by saying what I think."

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softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R
kombateli:

The opposite of albinism called melanism, a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black.


Badass.

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krisbuscus:

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bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

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shlokiam:

Never not going to reblog this

THIS. ALWAYS THIS.

bless his perfect soul

I know that not everyone is a fan of John Green, but this is a wonderful illustration of something that we keep having to talk about. 

You don’t owe anyone sex. Ever. And if your partner isn’t okay with that, they are an asshat. See, the venn diagram proves it. 

You all deserve partners who respect your boundaries and are more interested in your consent than in their sex drive. 

-Kiowa

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